Apple's Siri voice recognition system is proving to be something of a wise-ass, directing anyone who asks about sex to local escort services.

 

Other savvy answers provided to readers of USA Today include responses to riddles, details of what the device is "wearing", and even a detailed answer to the eternal question, "what's the meaning of life."

 

However, with many non-US users complaining the system doesn't recognize their accent, perhaps the critical question we should be asking Siri is: "Why don't you work outside America?"